We Were Promised Convenience. We Got Accounts, Apps, and Password Resets.

Every service wants to be your account. The cumulative cost is measured in hours, and nobody is keeping the receipt.

The package is downstairs.

This should be good news. You ordered a lamp three days ago, and now the lamp has completed most of an international logistics operation without requiring your involvement. Somewhere, software matched inventory to payment, routed a box through several warehouses, put it on a truck and delivered it to a machine fifty meters from your apartment.

Human civilization has performed a minor miracle.

Unfortunately, you cannot open the locker.

The screen tells you to download an app.

You download the app. The app asks you to create an account. You enter your email address. This email is already associated with an account. Interesting. You request a password reset. The email does not arrive. You check spam. You request another. Now two arrive. The first link has expired.

Eventually you are inside.

The app would like permission to send notifications.

No.

The app would like to use Bluetooth.

Apparently yes.

The app would like to know your location.

The lamp is visible through a metal door six inches in front of you.

Fine.

You grant location access.

The locker opens.

This is what convenience looks like now.

Not inconvenience, exactly. That would be too simple. The lamp did, after all, travel to you with remarkable efficiency. The modern world is full of systems that perform extraordinary feats behind the scenes while requiring the person standing in front of them to complete a small clerical internship.

We have automated the hard part and somehow preserved the paperwork.

The Age of the Tiny Account

Technology spent decades selling us a fairly straightforward story: computers would save time.

They would remove repetitive work. Information would become easier to access. Transactions would become faster. Machines would handle the boring parts while humans moved on to more interesting things.

Some of this happened.

You can send money across a continent from bed. You can book a hotel at 1:13 in the morning. You can watch almost any film without putting on shoes. You can have groceries appear outside your door because you pressed pictures of vegetables on a rectangle.

But the promised world of frictionless abundance arrived with an unexpected requirement: you must now maintain a professional relationship with approximately every company you have ever purchased anything from.

The bakery has an app.

The parking garage has an app.

Your toothbrush would probably like an account.

Every interaction seems to be developing a user-management layer around itself. Something that once required handing a person five euros now involves a login, consent screen, verification email, terms-of-service checkbox, notification request and the haunting possibility that your password must contain one uppercase letter, one number and one rune from a forgotten civilization.

It is tempting to dismiss this as bad UX. Sometimes it is.

But the larger problem is stranger.

Technology did not simply remove administration. It redistributed it.

Companies once hired people to perform many of the small organizational tasks required to serve customers. Someone took your booking. Someone changed your address. Someone found your invoice. Someone checked whether your payment went through.

A great deal of that work has migrated outward.

To us.

The customer is now the receptionist.

Congratulations on Your New Administrative Career

Think about how much invisible systems maintenance an ordinary person performs.

You maintain credentials. You confirm devices. You install security updates. You manage subscriptions. You locate invoices inside dashboards. You compare pricing tiers. You accept new terms. You recover forgotten usernames. You re-enter information another system already knows.

You are the integration layer between institutions that refuse to speak to one another.

A doctor's office sends you to a portal. The portal sends you to an identity provider. The identity provider sends a code to your phone. The phone has updated overnight and logged you out of something important. Somewhere along the way, you have forgotten why you picked it up.

None of these tasks is particularly difficult.

That is what makes them so effective.

A two-minute annoyance barely qualifies as a problem. But modern life contains an enormous number of two-minute annoyances. They gather quietly, like browser tabs. Individually harmless. Collectively, you have no idea where your afternoon went.

We usually measure convenience transaction by transaction. Is ordering online faster than driving to the store? Almost certainly.

But human beings do not experience life one transaction at a time. We experience the accumulated administrative weather of the whole system.

And the weather is mostly passwords.

Self-Service Is Still Service

There is a business term hiding inside all this: self-service.

It sounds empowering.

Help yourself.

In practice, self-service often means that the company has designed software good enough for you to do the company's work yourself.

Sometimes this is genuinely better. Nobody wants to call an airline to choose a seat. Nobody misses waiting twenty minutes for a bank employee to tell them their balance.

The problem begins when self-service stops being an option and becomes an obligation.

The bank branch closes.

The support email disappears.

The phone number leads to a machine that has recently discovered conversational AI and is extremely excited to demonstrate it.

“Tell me briefly what you're calling about.”

“Your website locked my account.”

“It sounds like you're asking about opening a new account.”

“No.”

“Great!”

We are living through a peculiar period in which many organizations have become extremely efficient at processing people and surprisingly difficult for people to interact with.

From the company's perspective, the system works beautifully. Requests are standardized. Labor costs fall. Users enter their own data. Everything becomes measurable.

From the user's perspective, Tuesday now includes troubleshooting a printer that demands an online account before it will put ink on paper.

Both descriptions can be true.

Friction Has Politics

The burden is not evenly distributed.

A mildly confusing interface is an inconvenience when you are comfortable with technology, fluent in the language, have a recent phone, reliable internet and enough spare attention to solve whatever puzzle has been placed between you and your electricity bill.

Change any of those conditions and inconvenience becomes exclusion remarkably quickly.

This is where discussions about “digital transformation” often become comically abstract. An organization announces that a process has been digitized, as though putting a form online automatically makes the process easier.

Sometimes it does.

Sometimes we have simply replaced a queue in front of a desk with a queue inside a person's head.

The old system had obvious friction. You could see the paperwork. You could see the waiting room.

Digital friction is more elegant. It appears as forgotten passwords, incompatible browsers, verification failures, confusing navigation and five minutes spent wondering whether clicking “continue” will accidentally purchase insurance.

The friction has not vanished.

It has become individualized.

Everyone struggles alone.

Convenience for Whom?

None of this means we should return to paper forms, bank queues and calling restaurants from landlines.

The interesting question is not whether technology has made life more convenient. Obviously, in many ways, it has.

The question is who receives the convenience.

A system can be extraordinarily convenient for the organization operating it while becoming slightly more irritating for every person using it. At sufficient scale, that is considered a successful digital transformation.

Perhaps we need a better definition.

Convenience should not mean that a process can technically be completed without speaking to another human being.

It should mean that the process requires less of your life.

Less remembering. Less configuring. Less typing information you already typed. Less managing the machinery that was supposedly built to manage things for you.

The best technology disappears into the task.

A light switch does not ask you to create an account with the electricity company before turning on the lamp. A door handle does not announce that version 4.2 introduces an exciting new opening experience.

You use it, and then you move on.

That was the original promise hiding beneath all those visions of technological progress. Not more software. Not more dashboards. Not the thrilling ability to administer every aspect of your existence from a phone.

Less machinery between intention and action.

We wanted computers to do the boring work.

Somewhere along the way, the computers became very busy.

And we got the paperwork.